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Salman Khan Begins Jai Ho Campaign With Promo Unveiling




Jai Ho' promotional activities are set to kick today.


Less than 50 days remain now for the release of Salman Khan's 'Jai Ho' and with Eros stepping in as co-producers on the film with Sohail Khan, the promotional activities are all set to kick-start today. Though it is a norm to be releasing the First Look poster of a film way in advance and the theatrical promo at least two months before the release date, the holdup period for 'Jai Ho' has been pretty much akin to Salman teasing his diehard fan base that has been waiting rather impatiently for months now.
"It was understandable since the idea here is to make less as more. The First Look poster too was kept on hold for a while before being unveiled earlier this week," a source quips, "Perhaps this is Salman's own way of creating curiosity around the film since it has been talking for itself all this while."
Though during last fortnight, there have been murmurs around the theatrical promo being readied for release at least a couple of times, those who were disheartened while waiting for Salman to arrive on the big screen are all set to be rewarded soon for their patience, what with Sohail Khan and Eros ready to set their plan in execution.
The good news is that today, First Look of the film would be out. The venue is Chandan theatre, Mumbai, where Salman would be interacting with his fans. Also, even though January 24 (release date of the film) seems just round the corner, the interim time period is being considered good enough for the film to create maximum impact in the shortest time possible.
Says Sunil Lulla, Managing Director, Eros International Media Ltd., "Audiences are in for a treat with their favourite star springing a surprise with this unusually themed film. We are excited about this collaboration with Sohail for Jai Ho which promises to be high on entertainment."

Masala fest of guns, grime, glory..Bullett Raja

Masala fest of guns, grime, glory

Masala fest of guns, grime, glory

Movie Name : Bullett Raja
Cast : Saif Ali Khan, Jimmy Shergill, Sonakshi Sinha And Vidyut Jammwal
Director : Tigmanshu Dhulia
Banner : BrandSmith Motion Pictures and Moving Pictures
Genre : Action
4/stars

Katrina Kaif finds competition fruitful

Katrina Kaif finds competition fruitful
Katrina Kaif finds competition fruitful
With three back-to-back hits Deepika Padukone has set high standards for her contemporaries, but Katrina Kaif believes that competitive environment is advantageous as it motivates people to do better.

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, Chennai Express and Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-leela -- all three were big box office successes and Deepika played the female lead in all of them.

When asked whether Deepika's hits put pressure on her, Katrina said, "I feel I am blessed in my career so far. God has given me more than what I have asked for. I have never been sad or complained about anything."

"It's good to improve yourself with each film. Competition is a good thing. It pushes you to do good work. Any competition is good," the actress told reporters at an event.

Yash Raj Films has joined hands with Mattel to create D:3 inspired limited-edition Barbie Collector Dolls based on characters of Aamir Khan and Katrina Kaif in Dhoom 3.

Directed by Vijay Krishna Acharya, Dhoom 3, also featuring Abhishek Bachchan and Uday Chopra, will release on December 20, 2013.

Sunny Deol back in form

Sunny Deol back in form
Movie Name : Singh Saab The Great
Cast : Sunny Deol, Urvashi Rautela, Amrita Rao And Prakash Raj
Director : Anil Sharma
Screenplay : Shaktimaan Talwar
Banner : Eros International
Cinematography : S. Gopinath
Genre : Action-Drama
3.5/stars




















There is something to be said about that 'dhaai kilo ka haath' which Sunny Deol patented in well-made action films like GhatakGhayal and Gadar - Ek Prem Katha. Lately, his career was eclipsed by wrong choices. Maybe, the 'haath' (hand) was not in the right place.

Back in form with a bang in Singh Saab The Great, Sunny delivers a wallop. Looking every inch the Sardar in-charge, he furnishes the film with a flair that is quite engaging. No, he doesn't wrench off a hand-pump to thrash the goon. But yes, he does turn a static jeep from back to the front with his bare hands.

And guess what? He looks every bit convincing doing the heroic hijinks in a country certainly not meant for the weak and the infirm.

When we first meet Singh Saab (The Great) in this non-stop actioner, we are told by his on-screen aides that Singh has formed a political party called Aam People's Party. Now, if that reminds you of a certain Kejriwal's Aam Aadmi Party, then I am sure the resemblance is not coincidental.

God knows, we do need a change in governance and in the rampant corruption in the country. Anil Sharma's over-zealous though never-misplaced passion to put across Sunny in a messianic mould works to a large extent. The film is an old-fashioned, very simply written morality tale between an idealistic hero and a villain who rules a backwater town with an arrogant ruthlessness that romances decadence and debauchery.

What works well for the film are the powerfully executed confrontational sequences between Sunny and the arch-villain Prakash Raj. While Sunny shows exemplary control in the inherently melodramatic milieu, Prakash Raj tries a variation on his stereotypical villainy. He comes up with a character who's a Bihari goon who can at the drop of a hat, break into a song and dance while executing the sleaziest of deeds and dialogues.

God knows, we need a bit of humour in the decadence.

It's a murky world of compromised morals out there made bearable by larger-than-life heroes who know they are up against impossible odds, and yet find a kind of subverted comfort in making their unbelievable hero-giri credible by dint of their powerful screen images.

Sunny Deol has that kind of a presence. While romancing the mean, he is also capable of infusing moments of goofy tenderness in his scenes with his screen wife, played by a pretty and reasonably watchable debutante Urvashi Rautela. Their glaring age difference is also brought to chuckling notice by a script whose USP is its determination to not act over-clever while executing an old-fashioned revenge tale.

Amrita Rao struggles to give substance to an under-written role of the narrator and journalist who seems to have only one assignment, to trail Singh Saab (The Great) through his crusade against corruption. Clearly, she's ready to fall in love with the Missionary Man, if only the script would allow her.

You've seen the noble bureaucratic hero in different uniforms,take on the corrupt villain in numerous films. What works in Singh Saab... is the way the action scenes flow in motions of choreographed contemplation. Action directors Tinu Verma and Kanal Kannan lend a rigour to the narrative.

While the plot tends to sag under the weight of italicized cliches, the twists and turns are negotiated by the technicians with ample aplomb. The sound design is deliberately exaggerated and meant to manipulate moments of machismo. S. Gopinath's cinematography captures the feverish flourish of men on a rampage with gusto. The art director makes innovative use of rusty-brown colours that lend a bronzed hue to the brawn festival.

It would be the easiest thing in the world to dismiss Sunny's pronounced heroism as archaic and 'loud'.But don't be hasty in your judgement.

Anil Sharma and Sunny Deol's combustive force earlier yielded the powerful Gadar.... This time they aspire to the same level of dramatic velocity, and succeed to an extent.

There is a virility and fluency to the storytelling. Singh Saab The Great is a homage to the cinema of the 1980s when Sunny was the daredevil determined to bring on a social reform. Somewhere, that hero lost his way. It's good to have him back.

Akshay to unveil record-breaking poster in Mumbai

Akshay to unveil record-breaking poster in Mumbai
Akshay to unveil record-breaking poster in Mumbai
Bollywood star Akshay Kumar will unveil the world's largest poster of his movie Boss in Mumbai on Tuesday, October 15, 2013.

The poster, which is 193 feet and 1 inch wide and 180 feet and 2 inches tall, has entered the Guinness World Records for the largest poster in the world. It has broken the earlier record held by the poster of Michael Jackson's "This Is It", a documentary-concert film.

Akshay will unveil the special poster at the Andheri Sports Complex in the presence of his fans.

The actor is humbled with the feat and said "It's a matter of honour. I thank everyone who made this possible."

Created by a group of Akshay's fans called Team Akshay, it was first unveiled at the Little Gransden Airfield, Britain on October 3, 2013. It took the team four months to prepare the poster.

Boss, releasing on Wednesday, October 16, 2013 is an action drama directed by Anthony D'Souza.

Zanjeer (2013) Movie Rating

 Zanjeer (2013) Verdict: Disaster
 Weekly Earnings: India Rs. 15 crore Total Earnings: India Rs. 15 crore
 PB Rating: 1.0 out of 10 Public Rating (by 86 unique users): 4.22
 Director: Apoorva Lakhia Producer: Puneet Prakash Mehra, Sumeet Prakash Mehra
 Music: Meet Bros Anjjan, Chirantan Bhatt Lyrics: Shabbir Ahmed, Manoj Yadav
 Starring: Ram Charan, Priyanka Chopra, Prakash Raj, Mahie Gill, Atul Kulkarni
 Genre: Action, Comedy, Romantic, Suspense, Thriller Recommended Audience: Parental Guidance
Meanwhile the Priyanka Chopra and Ram Charan Teja starrer, Apoorva Lakhia’s `Zanjeer` is a trade disaster.

Shuddh Desi Romance Movie Rating

 Shuddh Desi Romance Verdict: Semi-hit
 Weekly Earnings: India Rs. 35.50 crore Total Earnings: India Rs. 35.50 crore ; UK £102,500 ; US$561,000
 PB Rating: 7.0 out of 10 Public Rating (by 52 unique users): 4.4
 Director: Maneesh Sharma Producer: Aditya Chopra
 Music: Sachn Sanghvi, Jigar Saraiya Lyrics: Jaideep Sahni
 Starring: Parineeti Chopra, Sushant Singh Rajput, Vaani Kapoor, Rishi Kapoor
 Genre: Comedy, Romantic, Drama Recommended Audience: Parental Guidance
The other release of the week, Yash Raj Films` 25 crore (release cost), `Shuddh Desi Romance`, has succeeded at the ticket window. The film has also done well in the Overseas.

Satyagraha Movie Rating

 Satyagraha Verdict: Below average
 Weekly Earnings: India Rs. 8 crore Total Earnings: India Rs. 59 crore ; UK£ 229,200 ; US$724,000
 PB Rating: 4.0 out of 10 Public Rating (by 361 unique users): 9.36
 Director: Prakash Jha Producer: Ronnie Screwvala, Siddharth Roy Kapur, Prakash Jha
 Music: Salim Merchant, Sulaiman Merchant, Indian Ocean, Anjjan Meet, Aadesh Shrivastava Lyrics: Prasoon Joshi
 Starring: Amitabh Bachchan, Ajay Devgn, Manoj Bajpayee, Arjun Rampal, Amrita Rao, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Vipin Sharma, Indraneil Sengupta
 Genre: Emotional, Social, Drama Recommended Audience: Parental Guidance
Moving on, Prakash Jha’s Amitabh, Ajay, Kareena, Arjun, Manoj and Amrita starrer, `Satyagraha`, fell badly in the second week and will have to rely on non-theatrical rights for recovery. The film has done fairly in the Overseas.

War Chhod Na Yaar

Brave concept, engaging war satire

Brave concept, engaging war satire
Movie Name : War Chhod Na Yaar
Cast : Sharman Joshi, Soha Ali Khan And Jaaved Jaffrey
Director : Faraz Haider
Banner : AOPL Entertainment
Cinematography : Sejal Shah
Genre : Political Comedy
Our rating: 3
Political satires are easily the most difficult genre of comedy in cinema. They have to serve up a telling lesson to self-serving politicians while providing audiences with a good laugh. We had Kunal Roy Kapur attempting one of 'dose' in The President Is Coming.

But that's it. Full credit to writer-director Faraz Haider for going into the war zone and emerging from the battle-scarred scenario with his sense of humour intact.

War satires are extinct in a country that takes cross-border matters dead seriously. ThoughWar Chhod Na Yaar is a very one-sided view of barbed-wire offences, it does nevertheless fire some mirthful missiles at politicians on both sides who make mileage out of the mythical animosity between the two countries. In the middle of the crackling tension of Indo-Pak differences, there suddenly comes the cackling sound of loud laughter breaking the eerie silence of the desertscape where ammunition is aimed at both ends.

Sitting in No Man's Land across the barbed fence are the two squadron leaders from both ends played smartly by Sharman Joshi and Jaaved Jaffrey playing cards, exchanging jokes and making light of one another's country's ongoing burden of being border-line belligerent. That the film is shot in the Rajashtan deserts serves the film's locational purpose creating a battle-ground realistically, if not opulently.

Faraz Haider has scripted a plot that tickles border-line tension. There are passages of breezy bantering between Joshi and Jaffrey. Both actors possess subtle acting skills that they put here to potent use as two army-men who bond across the border even as war escalates overnight. The soldierly bonding over the barbed wires is a heartening thought, not quite executed with the finesse that, say, J.P. Dutta would have invested into his border-line satire.

War Chhod Na Yaar is a film with a large heart. 'Hate war, not the warrior' seems to be the subtitled slogan of this anti-war satire. Rather than taking long shots of battleground images mercifully, the debutant director goes easy on the gunshots and preaches to focus more on the personal interaction between soldiers from both sides. The cross-border antakshari culminating in the Pakistanis crooning ‘Yeh mera India, I love my India’ is a cleverly designed episode, though much too obvious an effort at taming the enemy.

Then there is a sequence where Indian soldiers unleash a poultry of roosters across the barbed fence to trap their opponents.

Barb re barb!

The problem creeps into the blithe narrative when the Pakistani army men and politicians are shown largely as bumbling imbeciles, if not outright jokers. Dalip Tahil's triple role as the Pakistani president, the Chinese premiere (whose native tongue is translated into Punjabi in Navjot Singh Sidhu'S voice) and the American President's yankee-accented aide, ceases to be funny beyond a point.

Not that this sort of standup comedy material renders itself effectively to cinematic laughter in the first place. Nonetheless, credit must go to the writer-director for attempting to show the utter futility and the underlining farce that define cross-border aggression.

Some episodes in the film are neatly written. The actors add a layer of conviction to the satire. The underrated underused Sharman Joshi puts up a convincing show as an Indian soldier trying to keep his and his army's spirits high in the face of violence. Why don't we see more of him? Jaaved Jaffery, who was effective as a snarling villain in last week's Besharam, puts up another bravura act as Sharman's colleague from the other side of the firing line. Soha Ali Khan as a television journalist modelled on Barkha Dutta (not again!) gets into the satirical spirit with ease.

The film has a vast cast of comic performers. But I must make special mention of Mukul Dev as an Afghani infiltrator, who gets it wrong each time. Mukul's accent and comic timing are fodder for the funny bones.

Very rarely do we get a chance to smile about the grim reality of war. This film gives a nimble twinkle-eyed satirical slant to the scourge of war. Warm and well-packaged with intelligent performances, War Chhod Na Yaar flounders when it abandons the human aspect to get into the nuclear zone.

Then it's time to groan.

'Besharam' slips at the box office

'Besharam' slips at the box office
'Besharam' slips at the box office
It started on a positive note, but Ranbir Kapoor-starrer Besharam is slipping at the box office. Trade experts say that the movie had a good opening, but couldn't retain the footfalls on the subsequent days.

The film, which released Wednesday, hit 3,600 screens in India and 700 screens overseas. Critics were not too impressed with the movie and wrote that "with Besharam, Ranbir sinks to a low".

Trade analyst Taran Adarsh termed the Abhinav Singh Kashyap-directed film's box office collection as an “epic disappointment”.

“Besharam (earned) Rs.21.56 crore on Wednesday, Thursday Rs.7.13 crore, Friday Rs.5.68 crore, Saturday Rs.5.94 crore. Total is Rs.40.31 crore net. Epic disappointment!,” Adarsh posted on Twitter.

Besharam, which also stars Ranbir’s star parents Neetu and Rishi Kapoor along with newcomer Pallavi Sharda, was made at a budget of Rs.60 crore in addition to the cost of promotions, marketing and advertising.

“First day was good, but second day onwards the performance of the film has drastically dropped. Even on weekend, I don’t see any improvement,” Puneet Sahay of Spice Cinemas stated.

The movie has been co-produced by Himanshu Mehra, Sanjeev Gupta and Reliance Entertainment.

'Grand Masti' crosses Rs.100 crore mark on home turf

'Grand Masti' crosses Rs.100 crore mark on home turf
'Grand Masti' crosses Rs.100 crore mark on home turf
Director Indra Kumar's adult comedy has hit the bull's eye at the domestic box office - it has crossed Rs.100 crore mark and a trade analyst says it has become "the first adult film to attain the status".

"And it's a century... Grand Masti crosses Rs.100 crore net mark in India. First 'Adult' film to attain this status," tweeted trade analyst Taran Adarsh.

Aftab Shivadasani, who plays one of the male leads in the movie, took to the microblogging site to share his excitement about the film's growing numbers at the ticket window.

Aftab, seen as Prem in Grand Masti, tweeted, "And history is made - the first adult film to make Rs.100 crores! Feeling elated to be a part of history! Thank you all."

Also starring Riteish Deshmukh and Vivek Oberoi as the male leads, the sequel to 2004 hit movie Masti, released on  September 13, 2013 as it was panned by the critics for being too vulgar.

Co-produced by Ashok Thakeria and Indra Kumar, the film has been presented by Bharat Shah and distributed by Eros International Worldwide.

After minting Rs.66.4 crore in the opening week, the movie has entered the prestigious Rs.100 crore club in its third week.

Shah is happy about the Indian collection and tsaid, "It's very good".

Asked if this indicates that the audience has started accepting sex comedies, he said, "Yes, definitely. The credit goes to the director and producers of the movie and also to the cast."

Timely wakeup call for a wounded nation


Timely wakeup call for a wounded nation
Movie Name : Satyagraha
Cast : Amitabh Bachchan, Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Rampal, Manoj Bajpayee, Amrita Rao
Director : Prakash Jha
Banner : Prakash Jha Productions, UTV Motion Pictures
Cinematography : Sachin Krishna
Genre : Political Thriller
Our rating: 4
Prakash Jha's Satyagraha bears no thematic relation to any of his earlier political dramas. It is certainly not a sequel to his Raajneeti, as has been reported in some sections of the media. And yes, it is most certainly based on the movement that Anna Hazare started against corruption.

To say that Mr. Bachchan's character Dwarka Anand in Satyagraha, lovingly called Dadujee by one and all, and Dadujee's turbulent relationship with the go-getting NRI-turned-Gandhian-nationalist Maanav Raghvendra (Devgn) does not bear a resemblance to the Anna Hazare-Arvind Kejriwal equation, would be plain blindness.

What Jha and his very able astute and politically informed co-writer and long-time collaborator Anjum Rajabali have done, is to collect together the thematic threads of Anna Hazare's mass anti-corruption movement and weave it into a gripping, thoughtful, hard-hitting and inspirational drama which contains all the resonances of a newspaper headline, and wrap it up in the semantics of cinema with as little creative violence as possible even while addressing an inherently violent issue.

From the time Jha made his intensely political drama Damul, there has been a constant strife between the director's personal political ideology and its rendition into cinematically interpreted language. Drama and emotions have always been Jha's bete noire. In his predominantly brutal domain of interpersonal politics, the human drama is played out austerely, often at the cost of squandering away the chance to draw the characters' innerscape in an elaborately-charted scheme.

In Jha's Aarakshan, we had seen that trademark emotional austerity in the way he portrayed Mr. Bachchan's relationship with his screen-daughter Deepika Padukone. InSatyagraha, one feels the relationship between Mr. Bachchan's character and his widowed daughter-in-law (Amrita Rao) could have gone a little further. But then Mr. Bachchan is the kind of extraordinary actor who can say so much about his character's emotional environment in the most meager playing-time. Here, he has that one moment with Amrita Rao when hearing her sob in the dead of the night; he goes into her room to console her... And we know the kind of deep bonding this powerful patriarch shares with his cruelly widowed Bahu.

There is little time for emotions in Jha's world of politics and national awakening. Dwarka Anand gets just one sequence to show how much he misses his son. It's the moment when he returns to the scene of his son's death... The father's anguish here is palpable, throbbing with unexpressed grief. And then before we can wallow in the moment, Jha's editor Santosh Mandal mercilessly tears us away from this poignant scene of a father's loss.

In my favourite sequence, Mr. Bachchan shares a son-like camaraderie with Devgn's character telling him how he would miss Devgn when he leaves the next day. It is a deeply contemplative moment where Devgn reacts to Mr. Bachchan's supple emotions with rare care and attention.

Hold on to these infrequent episodes of emotional expression in this turbulent tale of awakening the nation's conscience where there is no room for individual's self-indulgence. In fact, Devgn's growing fondness for the TV journalist Yasmin Ahmed (Kareena Kapoor, lighting up every frame) and the sudden burst of an acutely romantic song seems to belong to some other time-zone.

You see, there's the business of the country's future to be attended to. And who better at creating a cinema of socio-political reform than Prakash Jha? The director constantly wrenches away from his individuals' personal feelings to focus on the broader picture.

Jha's narration gets busy with the business of swooping down on huge crowds of anxious restless people looking for a way out of the country's scam-frozen destiny. It's a world built on the premise of socio-political reform that Mahatma Gandhi and Jayaprakash Narain dreamt of and Anna Hazare attempted to bring to fruition.

There's an abundance of references to mobilisation of youth power through the Internet and mobile. Satyagraha probes and questions the validity and motivation of any mass movement that is born out of an inividual's genuine passion for reform. The pitfalls of such a mass movement are brought into play with a vingery mixture of broad drama and subtle humour.

It is no coincidence that the film's arch-villain is a politiciam portrayed as a kind of evil clown. Manoj Bajpayee plays the scummy 'scammy' brazely corrupt politician with lipsmacking relish. His smirky villainous neta act works as a perfect foil to Mr. Bachchan's controlled never overdone messianic act.

Devgn, in the all important role of the ambitious entrepreneur who becomes a catalyst for social change, could have taken his character much further down the road of self-articulation. On the other hand, Arjun Rampal has limited scope as a goonda-turned-self-appointed youth leader. He has great fun sinking his teeth into the rustic accent and boorish body language.

While the three main actors play off with each other with supple grandeur, some other supporting actors and characters are played at much too broad a pitch to be effective. When a corrupt policeman takes off his uniform to join the mass movement, you feel the script is teetering dangerously towards over-idealism.

But the message must be, and is, loud and clear. It is time for the nation to chase away damnation before it's too late. Jha's film is a timely wakeup warning, a massive clarion call for the conscience, brilliantly manifested in Prasoon Joshi's title song which tells us enough is enough, and listen... getting Gandhian on the cancerous community of corrupt politicians is a symptom of cowardice.

Satyagraha conveys the uncontrollable anger and energy of a nation on the brink. For telling it like it is and for creating a compelling film out of the raw material of present-day corruption, the film deserves a standing ovation.

With 'Besharam', Ranbir Kapoor sinks to a low

With 'Besharam', Ranbir Kapoor sinks to a low
Movie Name : Besharam
Cast : Rishi Kapoor, Neetu Singh, Ranbir Kapoor, Pallavi Sharda, Javed Jaffrey
Director : Abhinav Singh Kashyap
Screenplay : Abhinav Singh Kashyap
Banner : Reliance Entertainment
Cinematography : Madhu Vannier
Genre : Comedy, Romance
Our rating: 2
The number of times Ranbir Kapoor, that simmering restless bundle of unstoppable talent, calls himself 'besharam' (shameless) in this movie is not funny. And with good reason, one might add.

The plot is evidently written as a back-handed homage to the 1980s and 90s cinema of outlandish logistics where coincidences covered up for the lack of a sound sense in the script, and every actor screamed his or her dialogues to conceal the embarrassment of doing stuff that no one with an iota of intelligence would attempt.

But even the logistics of the cinema of the absurd had a rhythm of its own.

Besharam, however, is devoid of rhythm, sur or taal. It's shot like an ongoing television sitcom where the actors are clueless about which way the intended laughter would take them. Everyone in the movie, from the redoubtable Rishi Kapoor to the gifted-in-her-own-right Himani Shivpuri, is in it just for fun.

I am sure the script, when it was narrated to the actors, must have had them in splits.

And why not? Director Abhinav Kashyap's debut in Dabangg gave a new language to the Hindi commercial cinema. The language of cocky hero-giri. But then, Dabangg featured Salman Khan who does not need to act to impress audiences. He does not even try.

Ranbir Kapoor in Besharam goes the other way. Every scene in the film is an "acting" moment. Ranbir does the equivalent of a very accomplished gymnast who must impress the sports council that he is qualified for the next Olympics.

The director obviously thinks very highly of Ranbir's talents. So do we. But does that mean he must attack every scene like an audition? There is desperation in the narration hidden out of our view, but discernible nonetheless. A desperation to project the protagonist as infinitely wacky.

Cynical disregard for basic decency is meant to be cool in this film. In the endeavor to imbue Ranbir's car-thief character with a sense of mischievous artlessness, the narration becomes woefully heavy-handed. The tone adopted is that of a conversation between two reputed stand-up comedians who are out to prove they can convey the seriousness of existence even while maintaining the jokey tone.

Everyone, barring the villain Javed Jaffrey, is given funny lines. They speak it with twinkle-eyed pleasure that, alas, is lost somewhere as it makes its way from the screen to the audience. There are passages of excruciatingly gauche writing where the actors run around in circles, trying to be cute replicas of characters from the movies in the 1990s.

Among these aimless drifters in the province of the potboiler are Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh, playing a corrupt quarrelsome Haryanvi cop couple. Their roles seem to start with the firm resolve that their real-life relation to the hero would be kept completely out of bounds. But then, as the script progresses, real-life references like "Tum toh meri maa samaan ho" ("You're like my mother") and "Main tera baap hoon" ("I'm your dad") creep in, until the margin of satire shrinks to the extent of being non-existent.

And we finally come to a stage where Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh "adopt" Ranbir's character!

"Go for it," Ranbir's sidekick Titu (well played by Amitosh Nagpal) tells the hero. "You even look like the female cop (Neetu Singh)."

Well, well.

The trouble with mainstream Hindi cinema is that when all is said and done, it is nothing but a star-vehicle. Besharam stars off cocking a snook at conventional trappings. It eventually ends up sucking up to cinematic cliches, and with not even a pretence of subtlety.

Besharam is clogged with plot-holes into which the characters happily fall. There they remain happily wallowing in the uni-dimensionality of their narrow world-view.

The fuss, if you must know, is over a posh car bought by the girl that our hero, Bunty, has fallen for.

That the girl, Pallavi Sharda, seems to belong to another plot and another film is besides the point.

Bunty loves her, period. And what follows is a series of goofy escapades where Bunty outwits the villain. Laughter.

It is sad to see Rishi Kapoor reduced to sitting on the potty and noisily clearing his bowels. And at one point, the heroine herself asks, "Yeh thoda vulgar nahin ho gaya?" ("That got a little vulgar?")

Enough, as they say, is too much.

At last, a Big B remake that gets it right

At last, a Big B remake that gets it right
Movie Name : Zanjeer
Cast : Ram Charan Teja, Priyanka Chopra, Sanjay Dutt, Prakash Raj, Mahie Gill And Atul Kulkarni
Director : Apoorva Lakhia
Screenplay : Suresh Nair, Apoorva Lakhia
Banner : Prakash Mehra Productions, Reliance Entertainment
Cinematography : Gururaj R. Jois
Genre : Action, Romance
Our rating: 4
Let's not get carried away. Every time a remake comes along, we get gooey-eyed and nostalgic about the original. The Zanjeer remake gets it right. Dead right.

Unlike Ram Gopal Varma's remake of Sholay, which was purely misguided, and Karan Malhotra's Agneepath, which was unnecessarily brutal, Zanjeer is just what a remake should be. It's respectful to the original material which, let me hasten to add, was no masterpiece, and suspiciously similar to a 1967 film called Death Rides A Horse.

In fact, a similar film Yaadon Ki Baraat, written by Salim-Javed and released during the same year 1973 as Zanjeer, was far superior.

Providentially, Lakhia's Zanjeer is neither slavishly reverent to the original material nor does it take off into weird wild and wacky tangents -- like the Rohit Shetty's recent remake of Hrishikesh Mukherjee's Golmaal.

Rather, the new Zanjeer opens up the original plot, weeds out the humbug and preserves the core of the revenge saga of an angry cop whose ire grows progressively higher as the plot moves through a series of cleverly conceived conflicts that accentuate his alienation from his khaki-coloured line of duty.

No one can do to the sullen cop's role what Mr. Bachchan did. But yes, even in his new avatar, Inspector Vijay Khanna seethes simmers and boils over with an indignant rage. Everything about the festering rotten 'system' makes him annoyed and churlish.

Since Zanjeer, and its more serious-toned country-cousin Ardh Satya, numerous cops have vented their cinematic spleen in films as far-ranging in quality as Singham andPolicegiri.

What makes Vijay Khanna in the new Zanjeer special is the plot-mechanics which put him in time-worn situations, but subject him to dramatic dynamics that give the prototypical Angry Cop a renewed riveting life of violent score-settling.

That this time, the Angry Cop who was played with such compelling candidness by Amitabh Bachchan in the original Zanjeer, is played by Ram Charan Teja is just a huge stroke of luck for the remake. Ram Charan brings in an entirely unique brand of silent satyagraha to his character. When we first see him on screen, he wallops a goonda-politician on a busy road of Hyderabad as a hoarding of Ram Charan's father Chiranjeevi's film looks down on the chaotic scene.

A version of ‘Raghupati raghav...’ plays in the background as Ram Charan lets us know without wasting time, that he means business.

The pace from that hard-hitting moment is relentless. The momentum never slackens even when Vijay Khanna gets down to expressing tender thoughts for the fast-talking befuddled and disoriented NRI girl Mala. Playing Mala, Priyanka Chopra seems to have a whole lot of infectious fun. She spells joie de vivre and looks gorgeous. Priyanka is the comic relief in this fast-paced actioner where fists and the background point out an ominous warning.

Lakhia paces the proceedings as a rush-hour traffic of bustling events. No one has the luxury to stop and think as the narration gathers up a storm of pulpy conflicts building up to an exceptionally staged climax filmed amidst the volatile proceedings of a crowded Moharram event.

From the Ganpati Viasarjan to the Moharram, Lakhia's interpretation of Zanjeer traverses a mammoth canvas of rapid-fire images. Gururaj Jois's camera moves dexterously, but never to divert our attention from the central conflict. And Chintan Gandhi's dialogues use one-liners judiciously, never over-doing the smart-alec retorts.

The film's action, by Javed-Ejaz, feels and looks right. The attention paid to getting the action sequences right is highly commendable. There is an elaborately staged multiple-explosion sequence in a huge Dharavi-like slum which belongs to a Vin Diesel-starrer.

Sanjay Dutt steps splendidly into Pran's shoes. His sequences, though limited by the actor's physical unavailability, show the sensitive side to his aggressive personality. The bonding between Ram Charan and Dutt comes across as effectively as the one between Ram Charan and Priyanka and Prakash Raj and Mahie Gill.

And the momentum never slackens.

Fast-paced, and forever furious, Zanjeer also finds space to be excruciatingly funny. In fact, the whole villain-vamp equation between Teja (Prakash Raj) and Mona Darling (Mahie Gill) is here subverted to a kind of comic coitus interruptus where Prakash Raj repeatedly keeps talking about sex without getting down to it while 'Mona' Mahie Gill purrs and moans and pouts -- not out of passion but for just the opposite reasons.

The most tongue-in-cheek homage I've seen in a remake occurs in this film when we see the new Teja-Mona pair watching actor Ajit and Bindu in the original Zanjeer on a DVD. The sequence is irreverent without appearing to belittle the original. It reminds us of the renewed cycle of art and individual talent.

Throughout the film, we sense the director's immense affection for the original Zanjeer, a reverence that never clouds his judgement.

This is one remake that stands tall and lithe. It is manned by a manful supply of action and yet manages to keep the machismo understated. Breakneck-paced, adrenaline-pumping, pulse-pounding -- Lakhia's deconstructed version of the Prakash Mehra film is a full-on pacy paisa-vasool entertainer with brio and balls.

Ram Charan Teja makes an impressive Bollywood debut. We can safely say he is the man among the boys.

Go for it!